Attention Matt: It’s not your daughters that are making your hair gray. Puhleeeeze!! Mr. Damon joked while being interviewed by PEOPLE Magazine recently that, “I point out all of the gray and I say to my daughters, ‘You did this and you did this and you did this.’” He said, “They really think it’s funny.” Really Matt? Really? Funny haha, or funny strange?
I don’t get celebrities; and maybe it’s because I’m not one of them. In my humble opinion, all I know is that not many people look better with gray hair than their natural hair color. I think I can count them on one hand. Yes, I’m sure of it. You can spin it any way you wish, but in this world nothing is a sure thing but death and taxes……and gray hair. And that most people look better without.
But what I do get is that kids don’t cause gray hair, spouses don’t cause it and mother-in-laws don’t cause it (though sometimes I wonder). The main culprit, it turns out, is an excess of hydrogen peroxide that is naturally produced by hair cells. Unlike the stuff in a bottle, research shows that the hydrogen peroxide in your hair starts to turn gray as a result of a chemical chain reaction that causes hair to bleach itself from the inside out.
And….what I do know is that reversing and preventing gray hair is now as easy as swallowing a pill. And for millions stubbornly bucking the new trend of going gray gracefully, (can I get an amen on that!) this all-natural hair supplement that I personally call my miracle hair solution, but you call Go Away Gray, is attracting much deserved attention.
So Matt Damon, please apologize to your beautiful daughters. I know you are proud of your gray hair, but I personally liked your dyed hair in We Bought a Zoo. You looked so handsome; and adorable. And not to play the gender card, does your wife dye her hair or is she letting those silver tresses fly too and go au naturel?? Would you embrace her gray hair the way you covet yours? And why is it ok for men to be proud of their gray locks like a badge of distinguished honor, while we as graying women are just considered older looking and (gasp) matronly? Hmmm, not to get off topic, but I sense a future blog on men vs. women and the “inequality in the graying wars”.
So if you’re interested Matt, I’d like to put an offer on the table to you, right here and right now, before I change my mind. I want to offer you a free year’s supply of the stuff – that’s right you lucky devil. I’m offering you a full year’s supply of my baby, Go Away Gray, absolutely free. Gratis. Complimentary. Free of charge. At no cost to you. Unrestricted. On the house.
Because according to a recent poll of die-hard Matt Damon fans…… ok, I only asked 5 women in my office and our postal worker, results show that everyone feels you look younger, more vibrant and more virile without the gray. And you know what, Mr. Damon? We like you best as a dirty blond; yes it’s selfish I know, but majority rules, and isn’t it all about the fans anyway?